Here are a couple of really funny things my dad did!

1: he wore my moms dress and cooked breakfast. i walked in to eat and said "dad...what are you doing?" he said in a womans voice "dont you mean "mom" what are you doing?" i would never forget that!

2: when he was 6 or 7 years of age he would sneak out and play in the night. but my grandfather cought him and my dad pretended he was sleep walking.

3: well now that you know my dad pretends to sleep walk...he took his fake sleep walking abit further. he "sleepwalked" to my grandfather bed..and peed on the leg of the bed like a dog my grandfather woke up and said "ruby!!" ( i was named after my grandmother) "he's sleepwalking again!!!"

4: my dad was hunting one night with my great uncle. it was pitch black..and they were hunting and forgot their hunting licens...the game warden came and my dad ran off and hid in a tree and put his gun in a log..his uncle was jumping around like a deer and the game warden was trying to catch him with the giant boat light. it was FREAKIN FUNNY!!

5: my dad was about the age of 6 when this happned..well, he was sittig alone in the house with a gun, my grandparents went to the casino. and little dad was alone in the house...well his uncle wanted to scare him just for fun (big mistake) when he banged on the front door my dad jumped out of his chair and started to shoot (did i mentioned it was night?) but he could see his uncles white t-shirt! he just kept shooting!!! i mean whoo his uncle was jumping and dancing and running!!